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{"slip": { "id": 106, "advice": "A problem shared is a problem halved."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 28, "advice": "When you're looking up at birds flying overhead, keep your mouth closed."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 114, "advice": "Step 1. Give a shit. Step 2. Don't be a dick. Step 3. Know when to let go."}}

{"slip": { "id": 45, "advice": "Build something out of LEGO."}}

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