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{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}
{"slip": { "id": 216, "advice": "Try making a list."}}
{"slip": { "id": 146, "advice": "Today, do not use the words \"Kind of\", \"Sort of\" or \"Maybe\". It either is or it isn't."}}
{"fact":"Isaac Newton invented the cat flap. Newton was experimenting in a pitch-black room. Spithead, one of his cats, kept opening the door and wrecking his experiment. The cat flap kept both Newton and Spithead happy.","length":211}
{"fact":"Purring does not always indicate that a cat is happy. Cats will also purr loudly when they are distressed or in pain.","length":117}
{"slip": { "id": 59, "advice": "Don't be afraid of silly ideas."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
{"fact":"Cats control the outer ear using 32 muscles; humans use 6","length":57}
{"slip": { "id": 57, "advice": "If you get stuck, try doing the opposite of what the solution requires."}}
{"slip": { "id": 86, "advice": "Never write in an email to someone, something which you wouldn't say to that person's face."}}
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