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Tymianka is a village in the administrative district of Gmina Stryków, within Zgierz County, Łódź Voivodeship, in central Poland. It lies approximately 4 kilometres (2 mi) north-west of Stryków, 14 km (9 mi) north-east of Zgierz, and 18 km (11 mi) north-east of the regional capital Łódź.
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